WalletPop, a word please.
I saw that you've released your list of the 20 Most Useless Things and coming in at number 13: trade show swag. According to the blog:
"There's something about attending a convention or trade show that turn us into frenzied packrats who eagerly snatch up free key chains, mouse pads, paperweights, and other items that ultimately end up buried in a junk drawer."
Pardon et moi? Junk drawer? While I completely understand that there are those who do turn into frenzied packrats at conventions, clamoring for all the free goodies their promotional tote bags can carry, that's not to say that every trade show attendees swag ends up in the "junk drawer." I can count at least 5 trade show giveaways that I've received that I use on a daily basis.
1. Promotional Pen Cups
Who's going to go out and buy one of these? More importantly, what company, in today's recession is going to approve a budget request for pen cups?
2. Promotional Keychains
While the blog itself directly attacks promotional keychains, I can't help but observe that fact that our very own Anthony Zuaro is currently touting a keychain in the shape of an eco-friendly light bulb. It doubles as a keylight and he loves it. And as someone who's motion sensors don't always work outside their apartment, promotional keychains, especially those with lights on them are always greatly appreciated.
3. Promotional Pens
As it stands the majority of people's pens are promotional in nature. And for a frequent tradeshow attendee, the pens that they receive at shows probably make up the majority of their collection. You won't find them in a junk drawer, but instead in cars, purses and at the office because people are utilizing these useful tools.
4. Promotional Stress Balls
Ok, not everyone uses them for their intended purpose. But think of the obsessive office decorators. The cubicle dwellers whose cubes are overly adorned with stress balls of every size and shape imaginable. They may be obsessive decorators, but they certainly don't pay for those things. Their purpose instead seems to be decorative in nature, and office employees can certainly appreciate that.
5. Custom USB Drives
Coincidently, this same list that deemed trade show swag useless deemed "thumb drives" useless in their own accord (they placed just one spot below, at number 14). While the article refers specifically to drives that are lower in memory space (particularly the 128MB). While the lower sizes are not as worthwhile, they're also not as cost effective. In fact, one USB wholesaler reported that when people ordered anything less than a 1GB, he would upgrade them to a 1GB anyway because it was more cost effective for him. So while a 128MB flash drive may be deemed "useless" it's just as "useless" as the 128MB MP3 players or even a cassette player.
While I can go on and on for hours about how tradeshow swag is useful, I'd like to think I've proved my point. And truthfully, I don't think that I'd give this list much credence to begin with. After all, they listed the "iron" at No. 17, ear candles at No. 11, and at No. 10: Books. His defense for books, was that we're in a "kindle world now." Considering the fact that the government had to postpone the transition to digital TV because no one was ready for that, I think that's a bit of a leap, don't you?
So sound off and let me know your thoughts: Is trade sghow swag just useless junk?
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